How Many Fucks I Give On A Day To Day Basis

commanderinqueef:

everybody please rise for the national anthem 

commanderinqueef:

everybody please rise for the national anthem 

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SERIOUSLY, A LOVE TRIANGLE?!

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

jeszing:

have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it

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DIARRHEA

This is the single greatest video of all time

The swag meter just hit 10

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better zip, better zop, beep boopity bop.

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